GINGER BOY
by Electric Tiger Lily

Mom won't you buy me a ginger boy?
He would be my favorite toy
Maybe one or three or six or nine
And I'd love him till the end of time

I'd have a leash with a ginger at the end
And I'd show him off to all of my friends
And they would be so jealous of me
Cause I'd have a ginger maybe two or three

If I had a ginger boy
He would be my favorite toy
I'd put him in a cage and I'd make him my slave
And then I'd take him out again so he could play all day

Ginger boys make my dreams come true
All for me and none for you
They're practically albino, but I don't care
Because you know I can't resist freckles and bright red hair

I'll do everything I said I would
And if you buy me a ginger I'll be extra good
Just me and my adorable prey
And he and me will cuddle all day

I would love and take care of him
And he would tend to my every whim
And we would live so carelessly
Me loving him and him loving me

If I had a ginger boy
He would be my favorite toy
I'd put him in a cage and I'd make him my slave
And then I'd take him out again so he could play all day

Ginger boys make my dreams come true
All for me and none for you
They're practically albino, but I don't care
Because you know I can't resist freckles and bright red hair

I'd take him to the movies I'd take him to the mall
He'd take me to meet his parents who were two feet tall
And I don't mind that he's the spawn
Of two bright jolly green leprachauns

Cause if I had a ginger boy
He would be my favorite toy
I'd put him in a cage and I'd make him my slave
And then I'd take him out again so he could play all day

Ginger boys make my dreams come true
All for me and none for you
They're practically albino, but I don't care
Because you know I can't resist freckles and bright red hair